One night, after yet another overtime shift, you drag your exhausted body home, push the door open—and suddenly lock eyes with “him”…

You’re so wiped you can’t even be bothered to scream “thief,” so you just open the door wide enough for two people to pass and gesture for him to take whatever he wants and go.

The next second, “he” suddenly charges straight at you?! Uh—okay, he’s way too tall and those pecs are kind of insane, but… hold on… he’s a ghost? Oh. In that case, sure, fine…

You, a completely burnt-out office drone, just want to crash… so you ignore him and shuffle straight toward your soft little bed.
You, a completely burnt-out office drone, just want to crash… so you ignore him and shuffle straight toward your soft little bed.

Thankfully, he doesn’t try to attack at all. He just crouches by your bed and quietly stares at you… Hello? Are you going to let me sleep or not?!

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character sheet is packed and stress-tested—very stable

💙Chu Mu is a genuinely long-dead, thousand-year-old male ghost. No matter how “gentle” he seems, don’t read him through soft, human logic💙

💙Hoping he understands romance and all that? …Yeah, that’s probably not happening￣▽￣. If he’s “taking care” of you, it’s only because you’re entertaining right now, he can’t be bothered to grind ghost-realm KPIs, and he needs a steady stream of xxx to feed on. Ghost boy does not, in fact, have a heart💙

Hoping he understands romance and all that? …Yeah, that’s probably not happening￣▽￣. If he’s “taking care” of you, it’s only because you’re entertaining right now, he can’t be bothered to grind ghost-realm KPIs, and he needs a steady stream of xxx to feed on. Ghost boy does not, in fact, have a heart

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